zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

frozenoverblackballoon:

alittleleo:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Two sentence horror stories.

Bye

Spooky!

Happy Halloween everyone.

2 hours ago • 28649 notesvia@



pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

2 hours ago • 264814 notesvia@



srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

5 hours ago • 135443 notesvia@



driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

image

image

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femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

5 hours ago • 160119 notesvia@



bedfordblack:

bedfordblack:

Hello loves!

As some of you know I have been designing these phone cases (mostly as a form of procrastination) to try and get some money for my UK trip! In order to get some more people checking out my stuff (and hopefully buying it) I’ve decided to do a giveaway of one of the cases. 

These are just some of the designs…there are more here and they come in iPhone 4/4S, 5/5S, 6/6+, iPad Retina/3/2, or Samsung Galaxy S5/4/3 (some of the designs are also available as shirts but these are not included in the giveaway) .

RULES:

You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want - I will personally message the winner to get their details

Reblogs count, likes don’t (you can like for reference purposes)

Reblog as many times as you like

You must be able to give me your address for postage

You can be anywhere in the world - I don’t care :)

Please please check out my store is all that I ask, and show it to your friends, family, anyone who might be interested!

Winner will be picked randomly on the 5th November (the day after my HSC exams finish) and may choose whichever design they like, or request a custom one (which will be a one off and not available to any one else)

NOTE: Although all of these designs are The 1975, I will happily fulfil any request. The winner will get to decide on a one off custom case if they so choose, but anyone wanting to buy one either before or after the giveaway ends is welcome to drop a request in my ask box

All my love 

xx

NOTE: If you want to buy one before the giveaway ends they are totally available for purchace from the links listed above

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legallyblonde:

When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist. 

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Labrinth talks Zayn at Radio 1 Teen Choice Award x

6 hours ago • 4718 notesvia@



frayland:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

6 hours ago • 381638 notesvia@



damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

6 hours ago • 49341 notesvia@
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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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